Glass And Copper Scorpion. April Fools Day is right around the corner, carefully place the scorp on your husband's chest when he's sleeping. Shriek to awaken him and alert him he made a new little friend overnight. He'll be in that just-got-suddenly-and-terrifyingly-woke-up haze for a second or two so he wont instantly recognize it's not a real scorpion.  You'll be able to tell people for years about how he lived but his underwear was killed instantly. Bonus karma if the song Wind Of Change is playing when you wake him up. Or display it on a shelf.