A fan of drag queens and/or Dutch provincial genre art? Look no longer, because this is the delicate ingenue portrait you desperately need.

I took Johannes Vermeer's famous "Girl with a Pearl Earring" - an incredibly important painting as any Art History nerd would point out - and replaced the original's subtle and placid subject with equally subdued and quiet drag queen Bianca Del Rio. There are nods to Bianca's career in the portrait, while still maintaining a fair amount of the original painting. Where's the pearl necklace, you may ask... it's there, just look at Bianca's big smile.